IM NOT...

1. ...PERFECT. I DONT EVEN ATTEMPT TO BE. IM EXTRAORDINARY TRUE, BUT I WOULD NEVER PROFESS TO BE PERFECT!
2. ...HUMBLE. ALTHOUGH I HAVE HAD TO EAT A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE ON OCCASION. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH CONFIDENCE.
3. ...A ROLE MODEL. OH HEAVENS NO. I HAVE DONE ENOUGH RETARDED SHIT OVER THE PAST 24 YEARS THAT IF I WALK A STRAIGHT AND NARROW FOR THE NEXT 24....I WILL STILL HAVE SOME MAKING UP TO DO.
4. ...PSYCHIC. OMNIPOTENT. IF I HAD MIND READING CAPABILITIES, I WOULD BE MISUSING THEM...RIGHT NOW!
5. ...A CROWD PLEASER. FUCK WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS. IM IN THE BUSINESS OF DOING ME, NOTHING ELSE REALLY MATTERS.
6. ...ORGANIZED. I HAVE TOO MUCH GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME TO PUT EVERY LITTLE THING BACK. AS LONG AS I CAN FIND IT WHEN I NEED IT, THAT'S MY MOTTO.
7. CHASTE.THERE NOT MUCH MORE I CAN SAY ON THIS TOPIC EXCEPT, PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT BUT PERFECT IS UNOBTAINABLE, SKILLED IS A GREAT WORD.